I rented that game for similar reasons.  It sucked.

So this person was Adam Duritz?

He's not?

Yes.  That's why he ripped off "Just the Two of Us".

This is the funniest, cruelest, yet most truthful thing I have ever read.

Agreed, wholeheartedly.

You guys and your fancy "coffee".

Only when she is instructed to have one.

I read it as, "Maybe get someone closer to his age"…

His first son, Trey, will be 21 this year, so there's that.

Rappers/hip hop artists love sci fi.  I am not kidding.  Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock. So why is it controversial? Weirdos.

Straight hunkin? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hello Nasty!  But both, really.  Eventually.

You don't know whose ass it is, or why it's farting.

Did it really?!

This is correct.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Yup - got out for two 5ks this weekend.  Not really concerned about distance because it's hot as balls in the Mid-Atlantic right now, but I'm getting work done.  Then confusing my body with lots of wine.

As per usual, late to this shindig.  Mondays are busy for me and I don't have any coffee!  *Price is Right losing horns*

Happy Ab-tacular Birthday!