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Spice Weasel
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I played a lot of Super Mario World which I d/led for my Wii.  And I suck at videogames way worse than I ever did as a kid/tween.  I was never very good.  I'm stuck on the Vanilla Dome Ghost House.  Like, really?*

A Hat fight you say?  Will there be synchronized dance routines replete with exaggerated hair combing?!

The villain songs are always the best ones.

I really, really need to rewatch it.

Thora Birch as Eileen

SEE!  Kraken stuff is scary.

Seconded.  Holding out for a good Kraken movie.

The high-voiced mining crew made me laugh.  "Sing a song to lift your spirits!"

OMG the pole dancing.  That was inspired.

Wooooooooo baby! I cannot wait to see this!

Uh, spoilers!??!

He's got a severe gambling addiction!

Violent Femmes' "Kiss Off" edible massage oil

Thor is a kickass name.  Also now I am looking up Swedish names because procrastination.

Do freckles count?  I have about four thousand of those.

They really are.  I could go for several bags right now, in fact.

Ok, sweet.  Yeah, I tried to watch V/H/S on Netflix and wasn't feeling it.  I'll check it out.

Ooh, The Descent is one of my faves.  To the point that I was watching it every time it was on TV.  Every time.

Different.

The food there was awesome, but man were we sorry the next day.  GREAT margaritas.  And yes, it does look like Hulk Hogan! Ooh, we also went to Tita's in Kahuku, and that was the best meal I ate for the whole vacation (garlic shrimp).