Meet me at the big yellow joint.

I pray my future children inherit these traits as well.

Yeah, why does everyone like those things/that movie so much?  I am asking this honestly.  I really don't understand.

There's a joke here about how I am the one who watches…

Thank you!  Not ready to be back at work.  Already had some dingus come in and tell me I didn't have enough of a tan.  STFD, dude.  Sorry my appearance is not to your standards.

Nice.  And yes, time off is important.  I liked knowing that while I was deep in a Hawaiian vacation slumber, everyone was at work busting their butts.  Bwa ha ha

Hi Al!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH it's my first day back to (real) work after vacation.  I am exhausted already.  Probably because my dumb brain is so stupid and can't readjust to EST.

Nooooooo I didn't want to remember this movie!

Def went to Matsumoto's, was so good.  I'll have to check out the Pali lookout!  Thank you.

Have not had any issues with the locals.  They have all been really nice.  My husband and I both grew up in touristy areas, so we'd both worked our share of service jobs during vacation seasons back when we were teenagers.  That said, most tourists would treat us like less than human.  We remember that really, really…

I've had tons of poke, went to Tita's and had the garlic shrimp, sashimi and tuna steak at Lei Lei's, which is the golf clubhouse at the Turtle Bay resort, but it is legit!  Also went to Haleiwa Joe's and had fish tacos.  We've been going to Foodland at a lot and just making our own food, but I believe we are going to…

@avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus is correct.  Get 'em in a room with some blood samples and a flame thrower and let that do the talking.

My bro-friends made me play it at a house party I threw not too long ago.  We are in our late 20s/early 30s.

Sharon Stone makes the movie much better if you use her character to facilitate a drinking game.  Drink every time she:

I love Minority Report - underrated for sure.

My husband watched that on our flight to Honolulu.  He said it was terrific.  Hopefully it will be offered on the flight home.

Isn't it 5:30a EST?  Jesus.  Anyway, Special Guest Appearance from Hawaii:

Sesame Street's Prairie Dawn would've been a better Lois Lane than Kate Bosworth.

I remember my husband was out in California visiting his family and saw the trailer when we out at the movies with them.  He came back home all excited: The new Superman is going to be so awesome!