Immediately thought of boneitis when I saw the Professor.

The elves are back.  *grabs mallet*

Lawl, I'm in Hawaii and I just woke up.

This Newswire is a masterpiece.  I really, really just want Chris Brown to have some sort of culpability for the bonehead shit he does, and maybe someday admit what an astounding, unapologetic jerk he was; however, I do like reading O'Neal's literary tear downs.

Grizz & Herz!

OH GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP *bites*

You're gonna light MY ASS on fire?

No, I'm just saying that so he makes it good.

I want to know how they got permission to use a picture of my dentist's hand for that photo.

This just makes the movie even scarier.

Second

@Scrawler2:disqus Tardy to the party, but coincidentally enough, this Japanese restaurant near my house does a GREAT Moscow mule, but I stopped going there after the manager got fired for posting a bunch of racist stuff about the customers on Facebook.

Let's go Huskers!

First thing I thought, too.  Great minds, K.  Great minds.

That's ok!

Oh, so you've also seen Goodfellas?

I love this idea.

How pissed is Adam West right now?*  He totally missed out!

We're pun juggernauts.

@Scrawler2:disqus That's what she said!