Despite the fact that what you're saying here is utter and complete truth, goddammit I laughed at that joke in the trailer.  I don't know why.  Maybe because it ends with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn getting sucker punched?

I laughed way too hard at this.

Ha!  Honestly, I am probably worse than that.  My sister is constantly asking me why I am two years behind on everything.

Quiet!  I'm trying to watch that Chocolate Rain video.

God, I love that video.

TIL that too.

@ColdGottoBe:disqus - Well, I can't speak to the Pacific Northwest cyclists, but I imagine you are cautious and obedient in your cycling.  :)

I am excited to know this joy.  If the desire to play team sports is genetic, then we won't even have to worry about the soccer games in the first place.

H.O.O.W

Pretty much.  The parents and the coaches constantly screaming is definitely not something I'll miss when the season is finally over.  And they're ALWAYS out there.  Every single night, both weekend days.  Jesus Christ, when do they get to have fun?

Keep it up!!  You're doing really well.

Seconded!  (And good luck!)

Once, my shoelace got caught in the escalator at Sears and it ripped that sucker right off, startling the crap out of me.  They are indeed scary.

You guys are both very brave.  I think I would've lit the bed on fire if a house centipede got anywhere near it.

Right?  I mean, it's for charity, yay, but how much of that charity money is going to the tech shirts and the microchips?

What in the HELL?!

Guys, guys!  I have the worst idea ever.

THEY NEVER OBEY THE TRAFFIC LAWS!  They run stop signs, red lights, they don't signal!  Learn the rules, douche nuggets!

You had me at arrogant cyclists.

I think at least 2/3rds of the drivers in PA do this.