What is it about eating with chopsticks… that's like 50% of the appeal of going out for Asian food.

Mine is the goddamn Little League games that are CONSTANTLY going on at the middle school right up the street from my house.  They litter!  Not just a little, either. There is litter EVERYWHERE.  The parents are weirdos, because they stare (and/or GLARE) at me and my husband when we're out for a walk or run and our…

Sexy song… maybe SEXIEST song.  Today, for reasons I cannot yet explain, "Love Interruption" was sounding extremely sexy, even if the lyrics don't exactly paint l'amour in a nice light.

Oh geez.  I remember my final dress fitting before my wedding.  The seamstress told me to "stay exactly the same size" until the wedding, otherwise "the dress won't fall right".  Apparently brides are determined to drop weight right up until the last possible minute.

This is why I can't handle silverfish.  WTF moves like that?!

My sister punched a clown at the Philadelphia Thanksgiving Day Parade.  He snuck up on her.

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That?  That guy?  Fuck those.

Ahhh!!  I can handle spiders up to a certain size.  After that I either hit 'em with hairspray (slows em down) and then kill, or I trap them under a glass.

If I were Ramona, my sister would be Beezus.

Strike that, reverse it!

Um, have you had those Snapea Crisps?  I need an intervention.

It's like Jabba the Hutt.

Genius Mix - shuffled from Jack White's "Love Interruption":

What up, boozers?  I need a good champagne to pop after I finish my race on Sunday.  Until then, no boozing.

Italian!

Ok, fuck Special K and their rabbit food, eat cereal for all your meals for two weeks and lose six pounds bullshit.  I specifically remember one of their commercials showcasing a woman (who obviously did more than just eat Special K all the time to achieve the body she had) prancing around in a red swimsuit; the idea…

Well, it's about time.  Damn.

Don from HIMYM pointed out how weird it was that Robin hung out with two of her exes on a daily basis.  Oh yeah, and then he broke up with her.

This is a really good reference to the comment about that suggestion.

Might be time to change the Hat's hat to a yarmulke.