Take me to the Soviet Union!
Take me to the Soviet Union!
-Yo-yo competitions.
Going to a brow bar and getting your eyebrows tweezed instead of waxed. I like my face skin to stay exactly where it is, thanks.
Bonne Anniversaire!
Sploosh
Best Newman's Own dressing?
Whatever. I'd eat my dinner off that Zesty guy's abs. I cannot tell a lie.
Boozing has been cut to an all-time low until after June 9th. I do have a big party on Friday night, but other than that, I am teetotalling. For the sake of fitness. After I complete that half-marathon, however, it's on.
COMMENT MOVED to @Dikachu's Perv Thread.
Because of this comment, I've just watched a bunch of a Jiminy Glick clips on youtube.
Oh dear God no. Children's entertainment is such bullshit these days.
Womp womp… I guess I'm going to have to re-up Amazon Prime so I can get more ROWSDOWER
Don't leave me in suspense… what's Spooky Buddies all about?
That's what I should've done! So STUPID.
Two things:
1) I don't know how I've never heard this before
and
2) I laughed very hard
and
3) This is what I will call them from now on
Wait wait, I actually DID go to the movies this weekend! I haven't been to the movies since I saw Skyfall back in November!
*twists mustache, laughs diabolically*
Where the F*** are my hardboiled eggs?!
This just in! Chester Bennington fired and replaced with his evil twin, Bester Chennington! (He has a pointy mustache and everything!)
It beats paperwork.