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Spice Weasel
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Take me to the Soviet Union!

-Yo-yo competitions.

Going to a brow bar and getting your eyebrows tweezed instead of waxed.  I like my face skin to stay exactly where it is, thanks.

Bonne Anniversaire!

Sploosh

Best Newman's Own dressing?

Whatever.  I'd eat my dinner off that Zesty guy's abs.  I cannot tell a lie.

Boozing has been cut to an all-time low until after June 9th.  I do have a big party on Friday night, but other than that, I am teetotalling.  For the sake of fitness.  After I complete that half-marathon, however, it's on.

COMMENT MOVED to @Dikachu's Perv Thread.

Because of this comment, I've just watched a bunch of a Jiminy Glick clips on youtube.

Oh dear God no.  Children's entertainment is such bullshit these days.

Womp womp… I guess I'm going to have to re-up Amazon Prime so I can get more ROWSDOWER

Don't leave me in suspense… what's Spooky Buddies all about?

That's what I should've done!  So STUPID.

Two things:
1) I don't know how I've never heard this before
and
2) I laughed very hard 
and
3) This is what I will call them from now on

Wait wait, I actually DID go to the movies this weekend!  I haven't been to the movies since I saw Skyfall back in November!

*twists mustache, laughs diabolically*

Where the F*** are my hardboiled eggs?!

This just in!  Chester Bennington fired and replaced with his evil twin, Bester Chennington!  (He has a pointy mustache and everything!)

It beats paperwork.