This is all well and good, but the real question is this: Will Jessica Alba be just as annoying as she was in Machete?  I'm asking for a friend.*

Quoth Hat: Her name is my name too!

My in-laws' cat uses their giant whirlpool tub as a coliseum for mouse murders.  They live on 14 acres out in the boonies of Maine, so you're gonna get hop-ons, I mean mice.

I cleaned on Saturday and ran on Sunday.  Monday was nothing day.  Although I did do a load of laundry.  If only because there were four sets of workout clothes in my hamper and one of them had puke on it.

No one retcons a story like @avclub-9a3fe1f228aea0bc3b5c0da332c3fb64:disqus !

I love the Fifth Element.  Multipass!

YES.  Well, for me, when I'm sick with a velocicraptor virus, yes.  That cooling post-barf sweat, and the feeling of not evacuating the content of your stomach are so glorious.

T&D v E is such a great movie!

Nooooope!  Most of my dancing looks like the "The Perfect Cheer", a la 90s SNL.

Boooooooooooooooo!

Nah, 8's just my long run for training.  I took a break at mile 5 to change my socks, even. :)  Honestly, my goal for this race is just to cross the finish line, whether I'm walking, running, crawling, hopping, skipping, or dancing.  Walking is welcome (and encouraged!) for this race, and people wear costumes and…

I love dancing at weddings.  It's the only time I can show off my sweet moves and they actually look pretty cool next to the rest of my derpy family.  I am not a good dancer.

@ComradeQuestions:disqus Please let's not tempt Shart Fate.  I have a half marathon in 12 days. D:

My husband tried to do a bunch of productive stuff, but I shut him down.  Yay for a really real day off!

Good lord, Hat!  That sounds pretty debilitating.

Knock on wood, but I seriously cannot remember the last time I puked that wasn't directly related to too much alcohol, or too much running.  If it is legitimately illness-related, then I am also eXXtreme.

Thanks - I guess I'm the Goddess of Athletic Vomiting!

In all honesty, it happened so fast that I didn't even realize it at first.  At mile 5, I stopped to eat a Gu and drink some water.  By mile 7 I was on a downhill portion of the run, which was extra bouncy.  The bouncing and the gasping for air sometimes makes for lots of xxx-tra loud burps.  One of them brought up my…

I agree that Myrtle was terrible, but Carey Mulligan as Daisy also stunk out loud.

Damn.  I was really worried about that with Portia.  She looks so different even in the promo photos.  Oh well.