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Mickey Rourke
Can't they just cast Mickey Rourke in everything?

Idris Elba could also, arguably, be described as a smug cunt.
Must be a rich, handsome movie star thing.

I used to do a lot of meth.
Every time I see that blue meth in Breaking Bad, my mouth waters. It literally makes it hard for me to watch the show.
Anybody got the recipe?

Great to hear the love for Gangster No 1. Often wondered why that film never found a bigger audience.
I do think, however, that most of the credit needs to go to Paul Bettany. Since watching Gangster No 1, I've found it hard to think of him as anything other than a stone cold psychopath. So much so, that while watching

Russel Brand may be smarter and more talented than Katy Perry..
but she's got much better tits.

Oh, and nice profile split7inch.
I personally think there's nothing hipper than some white kid talking like a gangsta, but you know, in an ironic way. It's so cool and funny. Hey, why don't you throw some ironic gang signs while your douche friend takes photos. That'd make a hilarious profile picture.

Oh, ouch!
I've just been schooled.
But wait, split7inch, there's just one small problem. YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!
The four countries with the largest Arab populations are Egypt (nearly 80 million), Sudan (40 million) Algeria (35 million) and Morocco (32 million). They are all in North Africa, in case you didn't notice.

@Scromp
That's what she's saying? Go back and read the interview, dickhead.
What she says, is that in Europe the word "racism" is used to describe hostility towards European Muslims. This, apparently, is "because, historically, most of the Muslims in Europe have been North African, as opposed to Arabs."
Bullshit. As I

Are they not?

For such a smart woman…
she really sounds stupid.
"I don't know why. I think it's probably because, historically, most of the Muslims in Europe have been North African, as opposed to Arabs."
Most Arabs ARE North African. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Not to nitpick, but shouldn't a smart person know this?

And why the fuck am I calling arse "ass"?

@Lovecraft
You are, presumably, Australian.
Why the fuck are you calling maths "math"?

I've always thought of Jennifer Aniston as a fat Greek chick, who keeps the inevitable blowout at bay with a strict vegan diet and a punishing exercise regime.
However, as has been pointed out, she's now in forties, and still in good trim. Perhaps I was wrong.
Bet she's hairy, though.

"I have always been unabashedly pro-Bosnian."
What does that even mean?

For years, it was deeply uncool to like Pink Floyd. Then a bunch of ambient and techno producers started name dropping them, and it became cool to like the them again. Hipsters were observed walking around wearing Dark Side of the Moon t-shirts at dance parties.
The same thing will happen with The Doors, I imagine.

Steve Railsback …
I'm surprised this review doesn't mention how creepy the guy is.

You know what was a weird war? The civil war between West Pakistan (now Pakistan) and East Pakistan (now Bangladesh). I mean, you've got all of India sitting between you, how the fuck do you manage to have a civil war?
Long range missiles, I guess.

Read previous comment, then if you can be bothered, check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
BTW, what's the difference between Israel and Michael Jackson?

Say what you want about Pink Floyd, but they were one of the most exciting live acts of all time. Audiences were driven into a Dionysian frenzy by their incendiary brand of boogie-woogie flavored hard rock, their pulsating grooves, and Roger Waters' flamboyant frontman charisma and manic energy.
Here's a great clip of

Axl Rose's career…
eerily parallels that of the director Terrence Malick.
Both created iconic works in their youth (Badlands, Appetite For Destruction) then disappeared from public view, disillusioned with the create compromises forced on them by the big studios/labels.
Then both returned with critically hailed