Damn right, Karla.
I'm always getting annoyed when Africans start complaining about colonialism. They're so ungrateful.
Kenyans in particular should be eternally thankful to the British for the impartiality they bought to their role as mediators between all those squabbling tribes and political groups. Tough but fair,…

I've heard rumour…
that Jack White is going to produce Jerry Lee Lewis' new album.
He's pretty old now, and his voice is gone. But at least it won't feature a duet with Kid Rock.
A clip of the man at his peak.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I meant "Did" not "Dis."
Edit function please!

Dis he play the guitar solo in Shake It Up?
I love that solo.

…It took you ten years to make? I can make a shit film in six months. And not a single complaint from Brad Pitt. Yeah, we all knew the score. Do this film, David, they said. It'll get you an Oscar, they said. Never again. Brad Pitt, I should really give him a call. Nice guy. Jesus, this is absolutely excruciating.…

… At least Brad Pitt knew which side of the camera to stay on. Cool guy, too. Kinda guy you can have a few beers with, and be sure he won't make you watch his piece of shit fucking film. Hmmm, Juliette Lewis … another great casting decision there, Mark. He's still looking at me. Say something about the lighting, for…

David Fincher's stream of consciousness…
as Mark Rufallo gives him a preview of his directorial debut..
Ruffalo's looking at me. Think of something nice to say. Orlando Bloom? What the fuck was he thinking? Gotta think of something. Make it convincing. Don't lay it on too thick though. Heal-a-palooza? Are you fucking…

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufock.
"We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown."
The most elegiac, melancholy lines ever put to pen.

Les Murray the Australian poet?
I remember reading a poem of his in high school. Didn't realize he was so well known.

The red wheelbarrow is needed to take the white chickens to the market. Without it, the farm is no longer economically viable, and the owners will go bankrupt.
That's what it means, so spare me anymore artsy-schmarzty "interpretations."

Africans don't get along with African-Americans. Lots of my wife's Kenyan relatives live in the US. They tend to hang out with white folks or Asians. They find African-Americans condescending.

Dude , your life would totally make an awesome sitcom.
Happily single guy in his late twenties is constantly being pressured to settle down by his crazy yet adorable family and smug married friends.
I like it, I like it a lot!

I clearly watch too much porn…
Because for me, a "DP" is when some young lovely takes it in both holes.

They even did a song in Tagalog.
It went like this " Bebot bebot bebot bebot … Philipino! Philipino! "
That was literally the entire lyric, as I recall.

Should you be vacationing in the Philippines …
and a local asks if you like the Black Eyed Peas, answer yes.
Your safety may depend on it.

Hate to be a pedant, but I think you mean "condemn" not "condone."
Also "a" becomes "an" if followed by a word beginning with a vowel.
Other than that, your comment was lucid, succinct and persuasive.

After reading this interview, I'm absolutely certain of one thing…
Teenage Duncan Jones used to steal his stepmother's panties from the dirty linen basket, tie them around his lithe, adolescent cock, and masturbate furiously.
It's just a no-brainer.

This interview should have gone like this…
- You and your father clearly share an obsession with science fiction. Did you watch a lot of sci-fi movies together when you were growing up?
- "Moon" seems to be clearly influenced by the films of Nicholas Roeg, particularly "The Man Who Fell To Earth." Clearly this film…

That Imam is one light-skinned Somali!