One time I farted and a blog came out:

I pissed on that bitch's face.

Grapes of Wrath 2: Grape Harder

Your Mom's pussy is incredibly suck-tastic.

The sound of my dick slapping across your face.

He has a weird-shaped head and baby lips.

What, did you flunk out of kindergarten?

Your Facebook "friends" list is emptier and more barren than the walls of your Mother's uterus.

You barely speak English.

America…fuck yeah.

Spoiler: it's not the 90's anymore.

Vince Vaughn is my bro.

The Dark Knight 2: Dark Harder

Jesus, this hack's still breathing?

Leave Mohd alone, you fucking bully.

Wrong version, idiot.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.c…

http://25.media.tumblr.com/…

First.

I'm not trolling. My grandfather touched my no-no zone when I was 3 and it made me the man I am today.