"Have you got a tv show? I met this bloke, runs a hotel… brothel, LOADS of contacts. Does a nice side-line of punting British tv shows to foreigners… I could get you a good price…"

Haha, I'd love that you were expecting them to include an explanation. "Rachel, what happened to your face?"

Haha, I'd love that you were expecting them to include an explanation. "Rachel, what happened to your face?"

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Any Hollywood producer would option that vampire girl robbing blood banks story in a second. It's Twilight meets Point Break!

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Any Hollywood producer would option that vampire girl robbing blood banks story in a second. It's Twilight meets Point Break!

Nick Cave should quit fucking around and just make a movie about the Man with the Red Right Hand. That's what everyone wants.

Nick Cave should quit fucking around and just make a movie about the Man with the Red Right Hand. That's what everyone wants.

Why do big name actors still wanna work with Terrance Malick? The Badlands Malick is dead, he doesn't care about you, he only cares about filming grass. There's a real abusive junkie and enabler dynamic going on.

Why do big name actors still wanna work with Terrance Malick? The Badlands Malick is dead, he doesn't care about you, he only cares about filming grass. There's a real abusive junkie and enabler dynamic going on.

Ryan Gosling and Christina Hendricks are famous sex symbols, but for comical effect he's acting as if it is the unknown, not attractive producers of the film who are the sex symbols.

If you don't think Rumble Fish the film looked good then you need your eyes checked.

If you don't think Rumble Fish the film looked good then you need your eyes checked.

Yeah, Michael Moore said Bush was a bad President and edited together some footage of him playing golf with footage of Iraq. This says that Obama is a secret Kenyan Muslim who became President so that he could personally oversee the downfall of the United States. They're the exact same.

Yeah, Michael Moore said Bush was a bad President and edited together some footage of him playing golf with footage of Iraq. This says that Obama is a secret Kenyan Muslim who became President so that he could personally oversee the downfall of the United States. They're the exact same.

I think if the Av Club is gonna make fun of other people for writing tons about trivial nonsense, they should at least wait till it's no longer Mall Week.

I think if the Av Club is gonna make fun of other people for writing tons about trivial nonsense, they should at least wait till it's no longer Mall Week.

You think Wilfred would keep some of it's viewers, if not Louie. If you like Charlie Sheen's lame antics logically you should like the similar but much smarter and funnier antics of Wilfred.

You think Wilfred would keep some of it's viewers, if not Louie. If you like Charlie Sheen's lame antics logically you should like the similar but much smarter and funnier antics of Wilfred.

I dunno, it's hard to get too mad at them when they do so many great shows, and when they do one shit show and it gets 10 times the ratings of everything else.

I dunno, it's hard to get too mad at them when they do so many great shows, and when they do one shit show and it gets 10 times the ratings of everything else.