You must have realised when writing your post that you were expressing your thoughts in an angry, douchey way, and decided to continue anyway. You set the tone of your own thread, you don't get to be all "oh, poor me" when people respond in kind.

Casablanca man, come on.

Your argument isn't coherent Juanito, you're just smushing random points together. Are you accusing Juno as a character of having delusions of making statements on the human condition(which makes no sense) or did you start talking about the filmmakers again, even though you said you were talking about the characters.

That's a good point: is there anyone in the world with a magical New Years Eve story? Where do they get this shit from?

No, do not praise Love Actually. Saying its awful spawn make it look good by comparison is like saying compared to the rest of the Manson family Charlie Manson was a saint.

How in the hell is White Noise a thriller? Are you confusing it with the Michael Keaton film?

I'll never understand why people find the excellent coma dream episodes boring and pointless, but find this clanger of an episode brilliant. Scene with the coach is great, but it's a long road of obvious symbolism, agonizingly unfunny surreal humour and Annette Benning to get there.

Controversial opinion: symbolism in film and literature is always terrible and adds nothing. The Test Dream would be my exhibit A.

Maybe he means cannot be understated in the way politicians do when they say stuff like "we cannot continue to pollute the planet". We could understate it, but that would be wrong.

I don't know, the big twist it appears to be putting on the Evil Dead/Friday the 13th cliches seems to be adding Saw cliches. People being manipulated by an unseen person or force is the most common horror thing of the moment, unless they've got something else new they're not showing us this is gonna be kind of lame.

"A tongue-in-cheek horror film that's not a comedy film is pretty interesting and new."

For a supposedly terrifying game, this has the least scary name and picture combination ever. Corpse Party sounds like a lost in translation Japanese version of the monster mash.

I'd also say About Schmidt is my favourite. Underrated among the Payne films, though they are all usually correctly rated as being very good.

Scrubs sucks. Enjoy discussing it and all, I won't stop you, just know that it sucks.

Paul Schneider doesn't look that old at all. Adam Scott could be any age, he permanently looks like a 12 year old girl.

You can make your own Malick movie. Just stare at the grass for three hours and get someone to whisper "mother….father…." in your ear every now and again. Maybe for 10 minutes watch a bit of Jurassic Park with the sound off.

I was not aware that they had high schools where you could do fancy ass subjects like World Lit. We just had English where I grew up. On the streets.

I like to think there's a lot of time travelers wandering around turn of the century Austria with a German phrase book, hopelessly lost.

Hey, not only do Tim and Eric make an unbelieveably shitty tv show, if anyone dances next to them at a concert they'll videotape it and put it up on the internet to humiliate them: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

What high school were you at where you had to read Hesse? Or are you bitching about what you were forced to read getting your BA in English Literature?