oh, and lot's of whores and coke. y'know for the kids.

I'm looking forward to Piers Morgan's upcoming epic failure, as I'm currently planning my own gritty reboot.

I just carry my own bacon with me in my suspenders!

When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition.

I remind myself every morning:
Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition.

Suprised the Gerbil is not here pitching Whack a Mole