lay bricks and fight. That's the manliest work out, especially when done simultaneously.

yeah boi, get stacked THEN get ripped.

"Overly muscled"
This is not possible

Justin Piss
"Who the Christing hell does Justin Timberlake think he is? I've only just heard his recent single (several weeks after every idiot in the world ran out and bought it, it seems), and according to the lyrics, he's bringing sexy back.
That's what he says, bold as brass. "I'm bringing sexy back," he moans,…

you've either had a piss-easy life or were really close to both Johnny Cash and Warren Zevon. Which is it?

I don't see why they go to the length of scoring with decimals but I generally quite like pitchfork reviews, there's always plenty to digest. They also reviewed a Jet album by posting a video of a monkey pissing into its own mouth and picked B.O.B (Outkast) as the song of last decade, so they get extra credit for that.

DROWN HIM NOW