Insert something tiresome from the studio or director or room full of screenwriters about "viral videos on the web", something tiresome about sex as a flaccid comment on feminism or control starring a D-list actress like Megan Fox, and something tiresome about "violence in the mass media."

Insert something tiresome from the studio or director or room full of screenwriters about "viral videos on the web", something tiresome about sex as a flaccid comment on feminism or control starring a D-list actress like Megan Fox, and something tiresome about "violence in the mass media."

Videodrome was already modernized when Cronenberg made eXistenZ, in my opinion anyway.

Videodrome was already modernized when Cronenberg made eXistenZ, in my opinion anyway.

Or we could just watch us some Star Trek episodes, the two what with Mark Twain on that there futuristic whatsit the Holodeck. That would save us all the time and effort we could otherwise use to stir up a batch of ice cold lemonade.

Or we could just watch us some Star Trek episodes, the two what with Mark Twain on that there futuristic whatsit the Holodeck. That would save us all the time and effort we could otherwise use to stir up a batch of ice cold lemonade.

Can't believe you left out How to Beat the High Co$t of Living—the entire focus of that movie is based around a crime three women are going to commit in a mall. Plenty of shopping, the hatching of the scheme, reconnaissance, and the crime too.

Can't believe you left out How to Beat the High Co$t of Living—the entire focus of that movie is based around a crime three women are going to commit in a mall. Plenty of shopping, the hatching of the scheme, reconnaissance, and the crime too.

Ugh. Someone did not "curate" some songs for a lame CD/digital compilation. Someone "compiled", "collected", "organized", "picked", "selected", "chose", etc., a set of once popular songs widely available in multiple formats that anyone can easily have access to.

Ugh. Someone did not "curate" some songs for a lame CD/digital compilation. Someone "compiled", "collected", "organized", "picked", "selected", "chose", etc., a set of once popular songs widely available in multiple formats that anyone can easily have access to.

Or like how the Playboy Club was like Mad Men without any nudity or interesting characters.

Or like how the Playboy Club was like Mad Men without any nudity or interesting characters.

I'm always happy when there's some sort of collaboration between people whose work I can't stand. It means a consolidation of things I am not interested in, which means less individual works to have to avoid stepping over in the world.

I'm always happy when there's some sort of collaboration between people whose work I can't stand. It means a consolidation of things I am not interested in, which means less individual works to have to avoid stepping over in the world.

Can't wait until they solve some kind of yarn smuggling ring perpetrated through etsy.com.

Can't wait until they solve some kind of yarn smuggling ring perpetrated through etsy.com.

So "breezy romcoms about the apocalypse" is a thing now.

So "breezy romcoms about the apocalypse" is a thing now.

A new movie wouldn't have instant name recognition. Except neither will this, so…

A new movie wouldn't have instant name recognition. Except neither will this, so…