That already existed. It was called Poltergeist: The Legacy. The locales weren't very exotic though.

That already existed. It was called Poltergeist: The Legacy. The locales weren't very exotic though.

Stupid Technicolor! If it wasn't for being one of the last films made in Technicolor, then we could actually see the cheapness of the colored bulbs.

I would like to believe that this becomes about Karen's Monroe-like rise and fall, in which Ivy eventually gets the leading role because Karen ends up a casualty on the road to fame. However the way they handled Ivy's pill-popping, I don't think they producers could handle an ongoing story arc of that length or…

Everything you love about Sex and the City minus the sex, dirty language, nudity, and pay cable adult situations.

Every single illness and medical emergency, from canker sores to conjoined twins, can and will be turned into metaphors for issues in a romantic relationship, which means Grey's Anatomy and all the other medical dramas by Rhimes can last for decades.

The name of this gateway should be "electronic pop" or "electronic pop/rock". Electronica is such a big catch-all but this is clearly electronic pop/rock with lyrics, and even by that standard has huge holes in it (I'd recommend Goldfrapp, Lamb or GusGus over anything by Moby.)

Rihanna is not unbearable for acting in Battleship. A movie based upon the flimsiest pretense of a board game, is what is actually unbearable here.

Yes Jermaine can sing, but is so utterly bland and so utterly forgettable, that I couldn't have told you throughout the season what he'd sung other than an overwrought Journey cover. Following the American Idol pattern, the most forgettable, most bland contestant who wouldn't be able to get a record deal due to how…

Isn't NBC still trying to get that other Friends spin-off off the ground, Janice? Because clearly now is the perfect time for it.

The photo is missing the big red NO! on it.

At least Hollywood is finally aiming for the 80 and above crowd.

Nobody does the "alienated adult man-child that if you took the time to get to know you'd realize he's really no different than you or me" genre better than Burton. And by "better" I mean over and over and over again.

Oh, great, I can't wait for this to be the new 3D fad Hollywood will use to force people to pay an extra $10 per ticket to watch 2 star movies.

Let us also not forget the completely forgettable Poltergeist: The Legacy.

Every time I've seen the trailer for this, I feel like I'm just watching 2/3 of a trailer for a God of War movie with some new creatures that weren't in the video games. And I think, a God of War movie would probably be enjoyable compared to this.

So now we know Amelie is at least in her 80s.

Ew.

Not yet, we'll have to wait for Huck and Tom 4: In Space.

Franchiserrific Battle Royale.