No, there's a button inside your butt that turns you gay.

Why does Stanley come to all the out of office events on The Office? He hates everyone he works with.

I groaned as soon as barney pulled out the DVD, and the lazy jokes were down to my low expectations.

When I see an animal bare his teeth, I don't think, "He's smiling and happy," I think, "That animal is pissed and showing his teeth."

I'm picturing camipco as Gillian Jacobs from now on.

Chuck certainly took down that straw man argument that Sheen isn't a star.

I played through Ace Combat 6 a few times, but never managed to sit through all the cutscenes.

I hate how Mario games endorsed stomping on innocent turtles and kicking their lifeless shells.

Jamie Hector (Marlo Stanfield) was in an episode of Lie to Me. Made good use of his intimidating stare.

Coach's definition of character softened me up, then Vince with his dad at the end got the KO.(tears)

Dammit Squaremile, now I wish that was the plot too. That's exactly the type of thing FNL would be great at showing, and the kind of plot that wouldn't be shown anywhere else.

Epic may have joined them as well. The Marah plot has more promise, though.

And Rusty Denture wins!

I was starting to rage too, but the link was good.

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When the train guy told Nucky that Harding took the nomination, how did he know? He said it just came over the wire, but I didn't think the train was connected to any wires while it was moving.

I thought the shock was just seeing such blatant evidence against Nucky. The complete lack of shame that the ledger implied was shocking.

The card scene was fine. What we didn't need was the set up explaining how they are all Italian except for Jimmy. Why write that line when we are about to have our faces rubbed in that exact fact?

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Ken pointed out his clients currently make up 30% of the company. Is isn't on any bubble. Yet.

Yeah, I too was hoping for a more interesting end to that story than, "then they lynched him."