@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus You have some great potential band names in your post:

Yep.  Being a Jimmy Buffet fan is very high on the "Am I a douchebag?" checklist.  Sorry Jimmy.

Well that is some flawless logic he's using. People that steal cars will eventually buy them, right?

So are you Australians enjoying the current season of "Cheers"?

Is that the name of one of Charlie Sheen's porn stars or something? Crossovers Galore?

I think the obvious, lame joke to make here is that the mannequin is a better actress than January Jones.  But I'm not going to make that joke.

There are three dildos starring in the movie.  How many dildos do you need?

Good ol' Whitney and her "reasonably sized hits"…….

It's actually funny that you guys mention LMFAO. Here's a little known fact about best-picture nominee, "Tree of Life":

Apparently, you've never seen a Mark Wahlberg movie poster.

Counterpoint:  Mickey Rourke

His arms look like my grandmother's legs. Of course, I am referring to the tattoos not the veins.

Wow. Sam Mendes.

^^^^ Tom Hanks right here, folks! ^^^^

It's also like asking the Academy to analyze movies.

Yeah, but not for the same reason that you're thinking.

Well, I guess that post is his actual "FIRST big disappointment".

Well I went to Tijuana once and let's just say you can go to an actual petting zoo and a strip club at the same time in Mexico.

…………it's because of all the sexy.  Just look at that picture.