I bet the drip is tasty.

Alt-righters on Twitter hate him.

The dog-food roulade with Jim Beam glaze was to die for!

I'm happier that we're known for being smart than "loaded."

The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?! Bah! Flimshaw!

Ten Foot Pole is exactly the kind of 90's melodic punk footnote that would be playing the Warped Tour in 2017.

Yeah, there weren't even any death or rape threats. Bunch of amateurs.

BOOOO

But their heads kept falling over.

No, because that ad implies that HBO has some level of prestige. Lemme put it to you this way—punk rock is to Warped Tour as Mexican food is to Taco Bell.

DIY punk is better than it's been in years. There are great bands in every town across the country, and a huge uptick in femme/POC/queer participation. If you don't believe me, go see Warm Bodies, Sharkpact, Street Eaters, Complainer, Ex-Cult, French Vanilla, and/or The World this summer.

It's not a punk festival. It's the Warped Tour.

Not with all that sweet Pep Boys sponsorship money.

Yeah, "moneyed" acts don't play Winter's Tavern in Pacifica. What he did was still fucked, for the record.

Don't forget killjoy wives.

- Corey Feldman

Sometimes

I like those bootleg Simpsons shirts where Bart is black.

Bashing his face with a microphone? It's a little late, but it seems like he's entered the G.G. Allin phase of his career.

Shit, I'd take the B-52's.