Can my band "Bubble Wand" open for you guys? We play Pink Floyd meets Enya kinda of Prog Rock. Our Album Cover features the Big Butter Jesus smoking a blunt.
Call us for your next party

*sigh* You're Momma is so big to do her I gotta go to zone coverage

How many ads will we see for this on the AVClub?
The over/under is 15

Not acknowledging "Arrested Development " as Ron Howards's best work is grounds for ejection from the AV Club

Truthfully?
I tried Simian American, but Simian is one of those words that does not look like it is spelled correctly even when it is spelled correctly.

Um, We can't call them monkeys anymore.

Dammit, can we be any nerdier?

Remember, any hetro guy gets double points for F-ing a lesbian

Two points
1) I am pretty sure i am remembering it correctly
2) Rosie was almost kinda hot back then

Does Season Four of Simon & Simon?
Contain the episode where they "visit" the nudist colony and the "lady" slides her foot up into Simon's crotch?

Jango Fett in "My Three Million Cloned Sons"
With Adr. Akbar as Uncle Charlie

Well yes and no.
I prefer no pants on the ladies.
You and the rest of the guys… Double Pants

Jon Hamm as Luke Cage?

And let's not foget in the 60's DC Comics was the publisher of Marvel Comics

The Hipster Douchbags can't tell if something is ironic anymore

I thought it was more anti-factory towns and subdivisions,

Anti-Communist?
Did I miss something in A Wrinkle in Time? I remember the Christian part, but not the anti-communist part.

That's an OK solution

I bet his house wasn't paid for
by starring in movies about talking rodents. How does he feed his kids unless he sels his soul and has no diginty?

Is it Skinny Dipping if you own the pool? Can you combine a strip tease and skinny dipping, or is that an advanced class taught by Suicide Matrons?