I almost did a spit take with a mouthful of chocolate cake. That's the power of comedy, Crowes, and cole slaw.

It could be that breaking up with Raylan is the [puts on sunglasses] smart move for Allison.

Pam is the purest thing to a hedonist this show has, and I fucking love that. I want to party with Pam, even with the possibility of being shot at by the Yakuza.

You and me both, buddy. Preferably in a nice suburban backyard in Pound Town.

Oh fuck yeah, that would be awesome. Or Alison. Either way.

ROR at Boyd going to Target. I'd love to hear that dialogue.

Last night's boner-inducing moments: Rachel taking charge in the office and bossing Raylan around, and Wendy Crowe talking about using her feminine wiles on Raylan.

Until the Baby Boomers cease to be a major part of The Tonight Show's demographic, I'm betting that no host trying to play to a younger crowd will ever succeed.

I was a huge Tori fan in the 90's but lost interest somewhere in the middle of "To Venus and Back." Really loved the intimate voice-and-piano combo of Little Earthquakes and the sparse arrangements of the early albums. May give the new album a try but doubt it'll catch me.

There was no Justified last night (Feb 18). I was very sad about this, so I just spent the past hour rambling on Twitter about it. https://twitter.com/spicyri…

"Haters gonna hate" never seemed more appropriate than this moment. And you also clearly did not watch the video, or are a blind person, which might also explain why you hate an activity that results in boobs.

"I really don't think you should ever underestimate the power of stupidity on this show. " <—— GODDAMNED RIGHT. And that really goes double for about anything in an Elmore Leonard universe. EL wrote some really fucking stupid characters - but he made them all entertaining and intriguing as all hell. Example: …

Nooooope. This season is building up some houses of cards, and doing so in a very entertaining way.

Also, Dewey Crowe scurrying off into the woods as Raylan and Rachel pull up - comedy gold.

I've had a crush on Alicia Witt since 1995, when she was on Cybill. Watching her as Wendy Crowe just intensified it.

"For about 5 minutes, Dewey was the brains. Most terrifying 5
minutes of the episode." <—- GODDAMN RIGHT

I'm actually convinced by this review to see this reboot.

"…can anyone remember what happened in metal after '92? I can, a series of events crippled it."

Watching Kirk try to play the solos in "One" during this year's Grammys was sadly hilarious. I spent a good chunk of it yelling at the TV: "20 years later and he still can't play the GODDAMNED SOLOS?!"

I stand by my characterizations. That's how low the bar was set with the Black Album - fuckin' Motley Crue and Winger out-heavied and out-played Hetfield and Co.