And now, Radio 4 will explode.

FUCK YEAH VENUS VAN DAMME WOOHOO MUTHAFUCKAS WALTON GOGGINS WITH TITTIES YEEHAW

Machete Kills was ridiculous and gratuitous and fun.  I loved it.  Only complaint - where were the bared breasts of the babelicious cast?  The only nipples I saw were Trejo's - and to be fair, when you have Sofia Vergara and Amber Heard prancing around all sexylike, 70-yo Mexican Manboob (that's the name of my Tejano…

The Critic ruled, and in its short run, probably had as many great, quotable lines as any of the best Simpsons episodes.

How does one "viscously" dismember anything?

Completely agree with the review.  It's a fun read - but it doesn't feel like there are any stakes for the protagonists (grown-up Danny Torrance and new shiner Abra Stone).  When the showdown commences, it feels like the good guys are heading into a knife fight armed with a Howitzer.

Is it just me, or is this season feeling really scripted (as in, the actors are following an actual script, rather than semi-improv)?

Dunno what I find more arousing - pregnant Winona gunning down Detroit gangsters or Mad Maxine's camp and braless antics.   Either way, I'm happy that Natalie Zea is on my boob tube.

Curriculum-wise, Lee only learned two of the three empty-handed forms that form the core of Wing Chun, plus some of the staff techniques.  He also knew some of the wooden dummy set, but not all of it.

According to "116 Wing Tsun Dummy Techniques" written by Ip Chun (Yip Man's son), YM was very displeased with Bruce Lee.  Furthermore, many of YM's students say that Lee had very little interaction with Yip (at least, in a direct instructional context), and that Lee was primarily trained by Wong Shun Leung, one of…

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Loved the season finale.  Boyd Crowder is going to fuck so much shit UP next season, it's gonna look like the elevator from The Shining.  Anybody else pop a boner when Winona shot the gun thug about thirty times over?  If a pregnant Natalie Zea taking down a Detroit mobster in order to defend her cub doesn't…

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