I'm sorry and call me a snob but the fact that someone wrote this thing for the internet and, while still in their late 40s refers to themselves as Snowqueen's fucking Icedragon means as much as a thousand reviews.

That and I can only imagine that a ton of people had to read it so they could see what everyone else was talking about and it snowballed.

I just assumed it followed the standard naming convention for these genres.

"wan, gamine Anastasia Steele was once a wan, gamine Bella Swan"

I say 1.8 depending on how much weight you put on the Goblin costume and Dafoe's side of ham. 2 is solid all the way through.

It makes a mockery of the bastion of artistic integrity which is the Grammys.

I'm not sure if consensus has it aging well or not but the twist in Fight Club was fantastic when I saw it in theatres and having no knowledge whatsoever of the book or story.

Swift is the music equivalent of Jennifer Aniston. From the Kanye incident (poor wittle Taylor!) to breakup song # 3345 to this calculated arrangement with the supermarket magazines funneling just enough of her life into your consciousness while you wait to buy cheezies that you can never really forget she exists…

And Kanye was selected to sacrifice any and all goodwill anyone ever had for him by getting up on stage and stealing all the attention from poor sweet Taylor. With his weird Yeesus thing going on this whole story is getting creepy.

Stretches neck out an extra 4 inches.

I know he is something of a sacred cow but Trent Reznor is at least partially responsible for "How to Destroy Angels". That is some 12 year old cutter shit right there.

I don't know if he's just better off doing what the Offspring do. They're like 50 and still up there doing mall punk for that eternal 14 year old. Granted they're nowhere near Blink levels.

Horsey sauce and curly fries. Best side in the fast food ecosystem.

I saw a dozen while watching hockey last week. Man does that movie look like shit.

Dystopian vampire romance with pirates and bacon. Fuck yeah. Send me your money.

"No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars."

When synonymous with Generation Y. Personally I think it is stupid to call them millennial unless they were born, oh, around the turn of the millennium? I assume the writers and bloggers just didn't want to come up with a new generation between 82 and 2000 but rather confuse by renaming it.

Dauntless? Abnegation? Erudite? Is this a dystopia or the SATs?

Ah. Jennifer Aniston. The poor thing is beautiful, seemingly relatable and charismatic, attached to damn near every major male star in the past 15 years, probably stinking rich if she has an accountant worth a damn and has all the opportunities afforded a person in such a position. To have such problems. Truly to be…

They could just be pretentious shits living in Seattle. I had a friend in highschool who would only pronounce shit as shyte because he spent too much time watching Trainspotting and Shallow Grace. This was east coast Canada for christs sakes.