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This makes me like him a lot more than I ever did. Not the apology… the fact that he said this stuff in the first place. Too much PR filter on this business nowadays.

When a movie like this opens with the line "Annie is never going to find her family" you know before the end of it she will. When it closes with "Christmas (whatever year)" you know it won't matter when she does.

I don't think there is much dispute over the quality of Metallica's first four albums.

Yeah. I don't think it was an accident. Any more than St Anger's shitty mix was an accident. I think they were meant to convey the tone of the albums and what the band was thinking outside of the writing process.

Even Escape has been growing on me since I've been listening to a lot of Ride the Lightning recently. It is different and I can see why they don't want to do it live at all (very much the product of a young man's writing without even the limited subtlety of their regular work) but it isn't a complete throwaway. I

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't shoot the lamb themselves.

Why is he the only one who can make eye contact (aside from green shirt guy who is sort of looking at the camera but slightly askew)? What is happening off screen? Did they match the racial makeup of the photo to the most recent census results (which one of them has just enough middle eastern genes to be

Third billing to the ape explains some of his obscurity.

At most I could see warrant for the surviving members of Zeppelin to throw some cash at the surviving members of Spirit just for the sake of being perceived as decent people. I don't imagine there is legal basis for it though (and they might want to do it under the table to avoid setting precedent and acknowledging

Meh. When I was 6 Batman was the greatest thing ever. Then we got the Burton duo and they were pretty great. The next two were pretty terrible. Then when the Nolan trilogy was starting up, Christian Bale was fairly new to me… having seen American Psycho and the Machinist. I was able to get past the fact that we'd

From my exposure to her lyrics I never took her to be someone who cared about keeping ahead of age's effect on looks. Was she in a boat accident or something? What a mess. With her money she can hire a pro.

Sounds sort of like scrunchions. Those are from Newfoundland and are small cubes of salted pork fat (the white block). Slowly rendered till they go golden brown. They're a garnish for Fish and Brewis mostly. Personally I never liked them when mom made them but they're something of a delicacy. Also if you fry a steak

I had slugs tear up my basil last year. Get some diatomaceous earth (or crush up some eggshells nice and fine) and sprinkle around the stems. Get some near-beer for some traps. Might help.

Elusive? She almost has as many studio albums as Bad Religion.

When did Mariah get the 15 year old white girl's face grafted on? Or was it just a fuck up at the photoshop factory?

Go back to bizarre foodstuffs of the far East like tuna doritos and all-day breakfast in a can. Your job should be to eat stuff so that we don't have to. I can't imagine there are many people declining the chance to sit around eating potato chips and drinking craft beer.

I've got the impression that this is pretty much just created to pump up Game of Throne's tires. There are approximately 700 missing dragons and at least one of them is probably larger than 76m.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Maybe it's Jem: Behind the Music. The Requiem for a Dream years.

I'd do like I do with most of his movies and rent it (or queue it up), watch 30 minutes and wake up at the credits.