Yay
New Gallo! And 3D Herzog!

You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate?

God no. The Brothers Bloom was just as good as Brick, if not better. And even if it wasn't, would this really qualify for "biggest gap between the best and the rest"?

For the record, Nas > Jay Z.

Personally, I feel that he had the worst flow on the whole fuckin' song. Furthermore, I think he has a one hot album every ten year average. And that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Yes, Weezer's first two albums really are pretty fantastic. Yes, all copies of Maladroit and Raditude should be thrown into a space volcano. So it goes.

Mates Do Mats
I know people weren't that big on the "I Will Dare" cover, but I really like how the trombone makes one imagine an alternate universe where they were hugely popular in the '80 and had high school marching bands covering their songs during halftime at football games.

3) All of them. Because Fatlip > everyone.

My Band
You better have a rave review of that D12 track. I mean, come on: "I think everyone's all jealous and shit, cuz I'm like, the lead singer of a band duuude…."
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Underrated, at least in terms of The Clash's discography.

Licensed To Ill still holds up, and people who say otherwise are lying to you. Hold it now hold it now hold it now HIT IT.

Paul's Boutique
I was a sophomore in high school just starting to discover the greatness of the Beastie Boys when I played their masterpiece for the first time. I was vibing to the chill, laid-back opening dedication to all the girls out there, only to be attacked by that explosive roll at the beginning of "Shake…

That's one hurricane of an opening song.

Oh my God, so many good memories of album-buying at Hastings in Spokane, WA.

Well, some of them have his face on them, and if you have enough money you can buy his sperm. So I guess if you apply yourself….

Well, here in Japan there's a store called Uniqlo that sells Gallo merchandise. I'm sure you can find one online though.

Also
Isn't this one of Mike D'Angelo's favorites? Maybe he can do a Scenic Routes on… well, pretty much any scene in the movie.

YES
I've been anticipating this entry and you did not disappoint. One of the best movies of the last twenty years, in my opinion. And I just realized I'm wearing a Vincent Gallo t-shirt right now.

Never Travel Far
Zack, this was the best Better Late Than Never I've read. Plus, you've given me a good excuse to post this link:

Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.