Also, Best Buy was selling the initial theatrical cut for something like $5 the week it was released, so it wasn't as if you were getting hosed.

They're fantastic for having something on in the background while you vacuum.

That truly did not disappoint one bit.

So they're going to make a feature film out of the worst part of the book? Sounds like a sound plan.

I saw Scream opening night with a packed theater and without anybody really knowing what to expect. The first time "Ghostface" popped up was the biggest reaction of an audience I've ever seen.

No, like Game of Throne's eventual gritty reboot.

That got dark quick.

America was a much more innocent place in 1963, with certain notable exceptions.

Me too, except it was Jaws.

I think you mean one really SHORT version of Dark Star.

Then there was that time that Ben Kingsley played Gandhi.

"François Truffaut" is French for "fart."

Wrong. That's clearly a description of Adam Sandler to a tee.

[Spike Lee angrily tweets Sheryl Crow's address]

Except he accidentally played "Stay with Me" instead.

"Let them eat, Letterman."

"Let them eat letterman jackets."

As the ladies know, I'm here to please.

Well what am I supposed to call him? He's my mother's brother!

I don't know about anyone else, but I would watch the shit out of a Paul Schrader-directed Left Behind sequel.