But what if it was summertime? Then your joke wouldn't make any sense.

There was an episode of Treme where the fiddle player didn't realize she'd re-written Dylan's "Don't Think Twice" until Steve Earle pointed it out to her.

It was "Alien Encounter." George Lucas had something to do with it, and it was fucking terrifying. The gist of it was that an alien got loose in the auditorium and then the seat breathed warm, steam breath on the back of your neck.

You mean this, right?

They gave Palpatine a first name??? 'the fuck?!?

Wait, Ron Howard hasn't already made DaVinci Code 3?

And then he plagiarized both with Metallica on S&M.

I love a timely intermingling of the two Newswire stories I read today!

It'll be just like Charlie Wilson's War, except without any people of any influence.

FWIW, I don't recall the CGI being noticeably awful theatrically or on Blu-ray, although it clearly is in the clip above. Perhaps it has something to do with pushing down the resolution of the video?

Now, let's celebrate MLK day with comments from a man who thinks that the Civil Rights Act of 1963 is unconstitutional and should be repealed!

Clearly, Paul Stanley is busy on Mondays.

A two-screen independent theater here showed "Memento" for about 6 months in 2001, but it is probably the exception that proves the rule.

And then — SMASH CUT to Matt Taibbi looking smug.

Most of the theaters in my area have bars now. Is this not the case in other states?

He's the SLC Punk.

It will stop being funny after the first four interactive elements.

“By the time she’s 5, she’ll have her own career going ….
God, my kids are such slackers.

Wait a minute ….

Now I can not go see it in IMAX too!