I read they're digging up the corpse of Bill Hicks to take over the 10PM slot, and Leno is going to play sidekick to Dennis Miller as host of the Tonight Show.

Evan Rachel Wood!
I, on the other hand, wouldn't.

Glad to see
the Alvin brothers here, those guys are great. Saw the Blasters at the Ritz a couple o' times in the '80s, they were the shit.

Nice catch, nerdo.

Wow, that's an unbelievably shallow image of people who smoke weed. Go out on the street and look around - the world is full of pot smokers, moms and dads and grandmas and grandpas who are active, capable members of society, they like to relax with weed, as opposed to alcohol. I have teenagers in my family, and I…

Thanks for visiting us in Brooklyn, one of the highlights of my year. No, wait, not highlight, what's the word……disappointments?

I resolve to work harder on my descent into alcoholism.

Jordo, I know we're coming from the same place, so I'm happy to disagree with you.

Fuck with Carlin and you're fucking with me. The greatest stand-up of all time. Yeah, keep your Pryors and Bruces, George Carlin did it for about 50 fucking years, and was more socially biting the year he died than any punk comic out there.

Of course, mine will be: NO INCEST!

Perhaps you can't get a job because your name is "Poo".

RE: Here Comes Science - "I Am A Paleontologist" is great. (Why do people think they're nerdy?). As is "Meet the Elements"and "Roy G. Biv".

Who's They May Be Giants?

PS two terrible Linnell songs:
A Self Called Nowhere
Man Its So Loud in Here

I sure expected to be flamed - pleasant surprise. People, I did say American and I did say pop.

THESIS
John Linnell: America's greatest pop songwriter of the last 30 years.

And what ever happened to David Caruso?

I was amused by Horsefellow's shtick. Misspelling is not as easy as it looks!

Can't ruin something that sucks to begin with
"Stripped of bass, drums, lyrics, and balls, "Paradise City" is a repetitive mess." And with them, it is a louder repetitive mess. Fuck G'n'R.

Nice research there, Czar. Pro'ly not worth the payoff, though.