This being Showtime, the odds are pretty good that by season 8 this is just going to be soft-core porn with the occasional dismemberment thrown in. 

I have lost my faith in love.

I never watched that show, but Maria Bello is a decent actor and she seems like a good person, so I feel kind of bad about this.

Yeah, she's not even that cute. That makes it worse. A cute girl slathered in horse blood and guts? Sure, count me in. But a fairly unattractive one? No thanks.

Hello!

Ft. Collins! Congratulations on adding an over-crowded sinkhole filled with yuppies and bums.

My wife is in a cage. It's called marriage.

This is the first time I've read the term "secretarial desperation" used in a sentence, and all I can say is good on you, sir, good on you. That's majestic.

My favorite part of that movie is where Matt Damon texts with his phone in his pocket. IN HIS POCKET!

Frank Miller is a right-wing turd. Is he even relevant to the comic industry any more?

Yeah, I'm really not into her. I just said that to rattle a few chains, because hey, I'm bored at work like the rest of us.

Emma Stone has got a 6 face at best, and maybe a 7 body. If Jim Carrey is going to get all creepy towards someone, it could at least be Katy Perry.

Eyes Wide Shut gets a huge pass solely because of the nude scenes of Nicole Kidman, who at the same, and even to a great extent today, was the finest piece of ass in the world. Hot damn.

Miller's Crossing is an amazing movie, and Polito is so perfectly cast that he nearly pulls it along by himself. What a great role.

Dogville
is one eff-ed up movie.

Being around French hipster girls would make me melt, and by melt, I mean get a boner so big I was faint from a lack of blood flow to my brain.

Julianne Moore and Kate Winslet should be put on some sort of nudity Mt. Rushmore because of their willingness to get naked in just about every movie they are in.

Oh yes, V-ed out Lizzy Caplan in True Blood would be just fine as well.

I would go for Lizzy Caplan from Cloverfield, because even though I know she'd hate me in the morning, and be really disappointed, but it'd still be worth it.

Maybe they'll at least make out in a sort of lesbian-curious way?