This is the thread…
where we talk about how attractive Maya Rudolph is.

Natalie seems like she might have a brain…
but you could rub Andrea's, Grant's, and Ashley's brains together and not get enough of a spark for a kindling fire.

This guy seems like a dick.
I remember at the Golden Globes he made some comment about how elitism is something that should be strived for and not something to be ashamed of. Also, he looks like a pig with glasses.

I watched four seasons of Six Feet Under, and let me tell you, I've seldom wasted as much of my time on something. I decided to quit watching when I realized I actively hated more characters than I liked.

Do you mean it has warts on it and stuff?

Lohan porn
Is the a mess? Of course. But I'd totally want to see her in a porn. I've got quite a thing for freckles.

I Talk Loud When Your Favorite Band Is Onstage (I'm talking to you, asshole hipsters at Matador 21 who were talking during Cat Power. Cat Power! Seriously, they were total douche bags).

Dan Bejar shook my hand.

Personally, I think if some idiot, even if he is in another band, prances around on the stage uninvited he deserves to get decked. That was a shit move, and really unprofessional.

Your mom's anal——————————————>her oral.

I laughed during this movie far more often than people are really supposed to.

I used to think Brian Bell was (for some reason) the cool member of Weezer while quietly loathing Rivers after some Rolling Stone article where he came off as a precocious asshole. Brian is still okay in my book, I guess, in a way that Albert Speer wasn't such a bad Nazi.

I'm going to fist Anna Paquin.

If I had sex with Lizzie Caplan I would make her cry and use her tears for the lube. I'm that kind of romantic.

I loved Zombieland because it introduced me to the phrase "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl" as a way to say one is about to take a shit. I've been using it ever since.

She's one of those ladies that aren't the best-looking in the world, but you'd do them anyway because you know she's probably good in bed and you'd have a nice conversation afterward. Also, you could say "I banged a Gyllenhaal," and if someone says "Gross!" You could say "I mean Jake."

Mr. F!