Best…recap…ever…
Seriously, this is the best piece I've read on the AV Club. Thank you for entertaining me more than the actual show!

You know you're a nerd when
you re-watch an episode of Futurama just to write down your favorite quotes to post on a message board. Here goes:

This thread is Gretchen-esque

Your wish is granted. Long live Jambi.

I've been afraid of ELO since I was a kid and my dad used to blare "Fire on High" when I was trying to fall asleep. Then, when he became a christian, he took me to these seminars about the evils of rock & roll music and they would play that song backwards to reveal a not-so-scary-or-evil secret message that would…

"Commencing eye-roll sequence…"
(paraphrasing)

I'm amazed at how long this is.

WWPD?
Is what I think every episode since Ping left. Even though they were psycho, at least they were different (unlike Emilio's Wal Mart Easter dress - what kid wears that crap willingly?). I'd love to see what she would've designed for an 8-year-old.

Raise your hand if you're cool with what's happening!

Being one of the demons that works at the Pasadena Permit Office, I feel obligated to defensively counter Dot Com's comment above. Ever tried to get a permit in LA city or county? Now that is hell.