Michael Bay may be out and out brain-damaged - or suffers from such crippling cognitive dissonance that he doesn't realize he's complaining about ten times as much as any of the people who criticize him.

@PhonyPope:disqus what is there to say, except utter reading comprehension fail?

@PhonyPope:disqus what is there to say, except utter reading comprehension fail?

Dunham also apparently doesn't understand the concept of 'white privilege,' but that didn't stop her from making 'Girls,' either.

@avclub-02c1dd6ad234773aeffd7f7067784d58:disqus I like you, for giving me more ammunition to use on my supposedly progressive friends (who, in addition to their love of charter schools and Ron Paul, I'm beginning to think may have all suffered massive strokes / been replaced by the same aliens who replaced Michael…

@avclub-02c1dd6ad234773aeffd7f7067784d58:disqus I like you, for giving me more ammunition to use on my supposedly progressive friends (who, in addition to their love of charter schools and Ron Paul, I'm beginning to think may have all suffered massive strokes / been replaced by the same aliens who replaced Michael…

Don't worry - many people out there, including myself, think both Tosh and Dunham are complete assholes.

Ha, topical.

Ha, topical.

Ugh. Shouldn't you be at a matinee showing of Atlas Shrugged 2?

Ugh. Shouldn't you be at a matinee showing of Atlas Shrugged 2?

I disagree. I plowed through 'Dhalgren' in about a week and promptly forgot it until you just brought it up. House of Leaves took up the better part of a summer, and when I revisited it before I read Only Revolutions, was shocked by how much I had missed the first time through.

I disagree. I plowed through 'Dhalgren' in about a week and promptly forgot it until you just brought it up. House of Leaves took up the better part of a summer, and when I revisited it before I read Only Revolutions, was shocked by how much I had missed the first time through.

@avclub-0397758f8990c1b41b81b43ac389ab9f:disqus have Wes Anderson direct the music videos for the songs. Not only would that make my year, I'd get a special pleasure in watching the hearts of people like you grow three times normal size… before exploding.

@avclub-0397758f8990c1b41b81b43ac389ab9f:disqus have Wes Anderson direct the music videos for the songs. Not only would that make my year, I'd get a special pleasure in watching the hearts of people like you grow three times normal size… before exploding.

Listen, I'm not going to make the argument that "Catherine O’Hara and Bryan Cranston" elevate literally everything they've ever been in, as history has already made that argument for me.

Listen, I'm not going to make the argument that "Catherine O’Hara and Bryan Cranston" elevate literally everything they've ever been in, as history has already made that argument for me.

"Catherine O’Hara and Bryan Cranston"

"Catherine O’Hara and Bryan Cranston"

"Catherine O’Hara and Bryan Cranston"