Poirot is not amused! (jazz)

Damn Serbians!

Damn Serbians!

Once upon a time, the Germans went to all the poorest countries in Europe and said 'Wunderbar! Have some inveztment money!' And the poor countries were all, 'Gee, thanks Herr Germany! We'll pay ya back, honest!' And then 2009 rolled around, and Germany was all 'You vill pay ze money!' And Ireland Greece and Spain were…

Once upon a time, the Germans went to all the poorest countries in Europe and said 'Wunderbar! Have some inveztment money!' And the poor countries were all, 'Gee, thanks Herr Germany! We'll pay ya back, honest!' And then 2009 rolled around, and Germany was all 'You vill pay ze money!' And Ireland Greece and Spain were…

Someone get me some Tiger balm for that BUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Someone get me some Tiger balm for that BUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Batman (1989) is to Goldfinger as Batman Begins is to Casino Royale (200?). Yes, it's less campy, there are fewer stupid gadgets, and the hero went from being a kind of wry sociopath to a stupid bully that never kills except for all the times he kills.

Batman (1989) is to Goldfinger as Batman Begins is to Casino Royale (200?). Yes, it's less campy, there are fewer stupid gadgets, and the hero went from being a kind of wry sociopath to a stupid bully that never kills except for all the times he kills.

If the AV Club is around in 20 years, you can talk about the plot holes so big you could drive an Inception-train through them, or how none of the Joker's plans made any damn sense, or the awful, awful, awful Batman voice.

If the AV Club is around in 20 years, you can talk about the plot holes so big you could drive an Inception-train through them, or how none of the Joker's plans made any damn sense, or the awful, awful, awful Batman voice.

Oh, a little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance.

Oh, a little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance.

Thank you for so artfully demonstrating why I just don't care anymore.

Thank you for so artfully demonstrating why I just don't care anymore.

Newsradio lasted 5 seasons and managed to turn out a pretty good season 5 in the wake of the murder of the most popular character and actor on the show. On the whole, they did pretty well.

Newsradio lasted 5 seasons and managed to turn out a pretty good season 5 in the wake of the murder of the most popular character and actor on the show. On the whole, they did pretty well.

Phew, that's an awfully generous estimate. Thanks Nielsen!

Phew, that's an awfully generous estimate. Thanks Nielsen!

@bradwestness:disqus in that I find Conan's and Leno's shows equally unwatchable drivel that's only there so celebrities can hawk their latest excretions while some jackass in a suit makes 'topical' jokes? How many ways can I say, what's the difference?