I love you @avclub-3111c60f45680e4001c9e8dcb40bc7c3:disqus and wish to have your children.

There's literally nothing less interesting on earth, for me, as a guy in his thirties, than high school movies. I'd rather shut my eyes real tight for two hours and observe the floaty things in my eyelid than ever have to sit for another second through the highs and lows of adolescent…… sorry, dozed off for a second.

There's literally nothing less interesting on earth, for me, as a guy in his thirties, than high school movies. I'd rather shut my eyes real tight for two hours and observe the floaty things in my eyelid than ever have to sit for another second through the highs and lows of adolescent…… sorry, dozed off for a second.

Blah blah blah, chairs.

Blah blah blah, chairs.

I, for one, was OUTRAGED that these musicians weren't getting paid!

I, for one, was OUTRAGED that these musicians weren't getting paid!

In other news, thousands of writers, poets, actors, painters, sculptors, and dancers continue to work for free for profit-gathering entities in the name of 'getting their name out there' 'filling the portfolio' and 'padding out the resume.' Almost none of them received beer or hugs, but a few of the painters got wine…

In other news, thousands of writers, poets, actors, painters, sculptors, and dancers continue to work for free for profit-gathering entities in the name of 'getting their name out there' 'filling the portfolio' and 'padding out the resume.' Almost none of them received beer or hugs, but a few of the painters got wine…

Stacy Keach would've been perfect, and unlike Murray, he's appeared on NBC more recently than 1982.

Stacy Keach would've been perfect, and unlike Murray, he's appeared on NBC more recently than 1982.

Hahaha. The idea Bill Murray would grace the worst network in the history of television.

Hahaha. The idea Bill Murray would grace the worst network in the history of television.

No, the only person Murray has beef with is Ramis. My letter-writing campaign came to naught.

No, the only person Murray has beef with is Ramis. My letter-writing campaign came to naught.

(looks around, sighs)

(looks around, sighs)

Hi. I've come from the future to report that we, in fact, learned nothing from Deep Space Nine.

Hi. I've come from the future to report that we, in fact, learned nothing from Deep Space Nine.

Blah blah blah, Dan Harmon is a fat whiny prick.