Listen, I never felt closer to Fred Willard than after he got caught jerking it in a porno theater. We've all been there.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus Are you cracked? There's only one choice to play Spider Jerusalem, and that choice is Johnny Depp.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus Are you cracked? There's only one choice to play Spider Jerusalem, and that choice is Johnny Depp.

@avclub-019009b3dba521659466e53ec350163d:disqus the odds are much better than you think.

@avclub-019009b3dba521659466e53ec350163d:disqus the odds are much better than you think.

Arrested Development did it!

Arrested Development did it!

People who use the phrase 'in point of fact' oughta shampoo my crotch.

People who use the phrase 'in point of fact' oughta shampoo my crotch.

Holy shit, is it still May? Are we still blaming Chase after the evidence of Harmon's dickishness and incompetence has been mounting for the last damn near four months?

Holy shit, is it still May? Are we still blaming Chase after the evidence of Harmon's dickishness and incompetence has been mounting for the last damn near four months?

The Answer: Where you find pale neckbeard racist misogynists who pretend they're progressives.

The Answer: Where you find pale neckbeard racist misogynists who pretend they're progressives.

I had a dream that I arranged to have Dan Harmon's parents murdered, turned into chili, and then served to him so I could lick his tears while he ate. Then the fat bastard never even showed up to the chili cook-off - I found him later in my bedroom closet, naked, crying, and listening to an Alanis Morisette CD. I…

I had a dream that I arranged to have Dan Harmon's parents murdered, turned into chili, and then served to him so I could lick his tears while he ate. Then the fat bastard never even showed up to the chili cook-off - I found him later in my bedroom closet, naked, crying, and listening to an Alanis Morisette CD. I…

The insane, obsessive internet fanbase would download it for free from a Russian ebook site, now that Demonoid is down.

The insane, obsessive internet fanbase would download it for free from a Russian ebook site, now that Demonoid is down.

I love you, @avclub-b5a8e57188f396243f8f41ded04cb8c2:disqus and I want to have your children.

I love you, @avclub-b5a8e57188f396243f8f41ded04cb8c2:disqus and I want to have your children.

Paul Haggis (boo!) got Mila Kunis (yay!), Olivia Wilde (boo!), James Franco (boo!), and Liam Neeson (yay!) for his next big ensemble movie.