Ugh. Aren't you going to be late for Freshman orientation?

The answer: A stupid fucking overrated prat who goes Godwin whenever some douche is stupid enough to put a microphone in his face.

The answer: A stupid fucking overrated prat who goes Godwin whenever some douche is stupid enough to put a microphone in his face.

Listen, when something famous is referenced on AD (just referenced, no actual joke made about it and usually done without regard for character plot continuity etc) it's fucking genius. When it's done in movies like 'Scary Movie' and 'Epic Movie,' it's a result of and proof of the utter decline and failure of western…

You know, unlike the rest of the fans of this show, I do read the reviews on AVClub for some, you know, criticism. Analysis. I understand that the prospect of 1000 comments calling for your crucifixion for daring to do anything but lap your tongue on the moldy old balls of this show isn't a pretty one, but for god's…

You know, unlike the rest of the fans of this show, I do read the reviews on AVClub for some, you know, criticism. Analysis. I understand that the prospect of 1000 comments calling for your crucifixion for daring to do anything but lap your tongue on the moldy old balls of this show isn't a pretty one, but for god's…

Let me get this straight - you literally have dozens of competing drug gangs a few miles from you through every town, some of which only seem to get their jollies from lopping tourist's heads off with machetes, and the only thing that scared you was a group of idiots with the blurriest of blurry cams that ever blurred?

Let me get this straight - you literally have dozens of competing drug gangs a few miles from you through every town, some of which only seem to get their jollies from lopping tourist's heads off with machetes, and the only thing that scared you was a group of idiots with the blurriest of blurry cams that ever blurred?

There's literally an entire internet full of boobs waiting for you. And it doesn't entail sitting through one of the most god-awful tediously ponderous piece of shit 'franchises' in cinematic history.

There's literally an entire internet full of boobs waiting for you. And it doesn't entail sitting through one of the most god-awful tediously ponderous piece of shit 'franchises' in cinematic history.

And a banana cognac, biatch.

And a banana cognac, biatch.

I'm having a hard time believing no one wants to punch Alyson Hannigan, Mrs. Anti-Charisma herself, right in her fucking smug little face.

I'm having a hard time believing no one wants to punch Alyson Hannigan, Mrs. Anti-Charisma herself, right in her fucking smug little face.

You have to be from Massachusetts to get most of the jokes. Kinda like how you had to have spent a significant amount of time in Pittsburgh and New York to appreciate TDKR.

You have to be from Massachusetts to get most of the jokes. Kinda like how you had to have spent a significant amount of time in Pittsburgh and New York to appreciate TDKR.

IT'S SO SHINY.

Because Prometheus is magic.

Because Prometheus is magic.

So THAT'S why I have hemorrhoids.