I remember being traumatized as a kid when I thought about Pee Wee Herman getting caught wanking in a theater.

I remember being traumatized as a kid when I thought about Pee Wee Herman getting caught wanking in a theater.

Parks and Rec did not have a strong year and didn't deserve a nomination. Every time I saw Paul Rudd's smug, beadie little eyes I wanted to punch my TV.

Parks and Rec did not have a strong year and didn't deserve a nomination. Every time I saw Paul Rudd's smug, beadie little eyes I wanted to punch my TV.

I love you, Shore Patrol, and I want to have your children.

Look Jay, the bear feels terrible about the way he acted.

I love lamp.

I think you should feed that bitch a urinal cake covered in chocolate! Bitches love urinal cakes covered in chocolate!

I think you should feed that bitch a urinal cake covered in chocolate! Bitches love urinal cakes covered in chocolate!

Your joke is bad! And you should feel bad!

Your joke is bad! And you should feel bad!

But did you eat some of their brains? And try to cook a little?

But did you eat some of their brains? And try to cook a little?

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!

Something about having to have the funds to pay the pensions of the next 80 years of Postal Service band members, and that really screwed their finances and artificially put them in financial trouble.

Something about having to have the funds to pay the pensions of the next 80 years of Postal Service band members, and that really screwed their finances and artificially put them in financial trouble.

@avclub-80cdcf1f3f1102bd4814dcb2b7db0a37:disqus how about the 5' 1", 120 lbs "Russian Spy" who is able to inexplicably pick off an advanced race of alien warriors with a pistol with the effective range of a potato gun?

@avclub-80cdcf1f3f1102bd4814dcb2b7db0a37:disqus how about the 5' 1", 120 lbs "Russian Spy" who is able to inexplicably pick off an advanced race of alien warriors with a pistol with the effective range of a potato gun?

You're not the only one - I went in ambivalent (as I trust Whedon about as far as I can throw him after he wasted his cache building a TV series around charisma-suck Eliza Dushku) and walked out wondering 'Why do people like this guy so much?'