Unanimous approval? It was a tie that an arbiter had to break. This was the Bush v. Gore of the Night's Watch.

Stannis seems pretty pragmatic to me. Stannis seems willing to do a whole lot beyond conventional lawful procedure to ensure his claim to the throne, including bastard murder and witchcraft.

Wasn't consummated, doesn't count. They say so much on the show.

I imagine that the OP is thinking that Wildfire is a chemical weapon.

There's always the possibility that this marriage is not going to go through. Littlefinger has a history of conspiring to kill sociopathic grooms on their wedding days, after all.

Joffrey's poisoning was brutal enough that it kinda destroyed most of the potential for schadenfraude for me.

I agree that he's most likely heading to Dany, but bringing Tyrion to Cersei seems like a pretty good way of getting un-exiled.

Luckily, Cersei isn't as smart as she thinks she is, either.

We all saw how Catelyn Stark's "revenge" on Tyrion went. Not the best person to take an example from there.

Attila the Hun, Professor Moriarty, and Evil Lincoln?

Because it usually connotes a sense of entitlement that, just by spending time with a girl, you should get to do sex stuff with her.

Cersei is opening a can of worms. Fuckin' moral majority all over again.

I wasn't sure to be terrified that Ramsay was the intended partner or relieved that it wasn't Littlefinger himself.

There is about a 0% chance that Littlefinger has forgiven them for that.

Whatever it is, I bet it involves Theon.

THE FUCKIN' NORTH REMEMBERS

Yeah, Melisandre, Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarion, and Ser Ilyn Payne seem to have been forgotten.

The moment she completes the Trifecta, you should probably start fearing for her life.

Yeah, this was an episode in which the members of Night's Watch mocked Sam for "killing a White Walker." And this was like three episodes after some of them got slaughtered by a fuckin' giant.

Or Psycho Killer, for that matter.