That's why everyone loved the last two seasons of Theon.

I think he's still in "maybe I can get the Wildlings to join me for a secret ambush" mode.

Pycelle makes a big deal to his loyalty to everyone but clearly makes backroom deals to benefit himself (as is clear in his interactions with Tyrion in the second season). He's sniveling and self-serving, and, worse yet, everyone — Tywin, Tyrion, Cersei — fucking knows.

Because she does not want to dissuade other people from killing as many dwarves as possible, in case one of them is Tyrion.

"Viserion in the sky, I can fly twice as high"

Wonder if Arya took The Hound off a bit too quickly, though.

So par for the course for Game of Thrones, is what you're saying.

That's The Imitation Game. Theory of Everything is the Stephen Hawking movie.

Riverrun seems unlikely given that Baelish said that even Cersei couldn't reach her there. Aren't the Riverlands in control of the Freys, who have a — how shall I put this? — history of collaboration with the Lannisters? Or has Riverrun managed to remain autonomous?

Haha, Jon Snow also has his father's instincts for politics.

Any guesses as to where Sansa and Littlefinger are headed?

And all it took was that characters were actually in the same place with one another. Hopefully, Tyrion/Varys/Danaerys being in the same place will likewise liven that one up.

My friend thought the same thing, but I totally called it. One, the actress totally got the attitude right, but, two, the forest didn't strike me as particularly Dorne-like (though clearly we've never seen it).

"You will be queen for a time before you are cast aside for someone younger and more beautiful. Margaery. It's already been happening for two seasons since she showed up in King's Landing, but does this imply that Cersei has even further to fall at the hands of the Tyrells? Margaery is clearly up to something, and…

I thought it was more of a reference to Some Like It Hot.

It's good Jon's not a virgin.

Seems like bit of a false dilemma there

I don't know, I think this might be the old-fashioned Maude Flanders "think of the children" variety of bullshit

Oh god

Is this really a felony? Is she really going to go to prison for an extended duration of time for this? Christ, what a bunch of pearl-clutchers we are.