Isn't Spider-Man Hispanic right now?

ALL ANT MAN ALL THE TIME

By all accounts, Tony Stark is going to create it as a result of something that has very recently happened in the MCU or will soon happen in the MCU, so not very long, if indeed it yet exists.

Has a clear metaphorical resonance, though.

Doubt it. They appear with powers at the end of Captain America: Winter Soldier. They're called the "Miracle Twins" or something to that effect.

And to all those comic book fans who took some weird perverse pleasure in the fact that "women and minority characters can't sustain their own screen properties" and explained their logic in terms of not-very-thoroughly-explained references to "MARKETS!" much in the way that religious people explain the origins of the…

And Red Skull. And maybe Arnim Zola.

That's bull, man. Markets aren't static things. Opinions and attitudes and tastes change in accordance with the market. You think Talking Raccoon Movie Starring Fat Guy From Parks and Rec would be making beaucoup bucks if it had preceded Iron Man? Hell no. But Marvel built the brand.

Rub Quiz?

The other option, of course, is that Jaime takes Cersei's words to heart, and decides that the family he chooses is Tyrion. Which, given how much Jaime has grown on me, I actually hope is the case.

OK, this is really farfetched and a bit convoluted, but I'm throwing it out there. Is it any coincidence that the very episode that Cersei formally forsakes Tywin, he dies?

In fairness to the Starks, House Baratheon may have a worse survival batting average

I'm not really convinced that she isn't merely practicing dark magic and engaging in parlor tricks, and that her devotion to the Lord of Light is just for show. Religion confers a degree of legitimacy that simple sorcery doesn't.

Actually, a Bolton always flays his pets.

You had me at "Fem Nazi's."

Not killing The Hound is NOT a good move in the game. How does killing The Hound hurt Arya's position? On the other hand, if he somehow miraculously survives, you've pissed off one of Westeros's most skilled fighters.

That's not bad either

Another interesting note: The first scene of this season, the cold open, captured perhaps Tywin's greatest moment — melting down the Starks' ancestral Valerian sword, a symbol of the Lannisters' complete victory over the Starks. Meanwhile, the last real scene of the season has him dying pathetically on the crapper,…

I have no idea how any of you thought the scene was ambiguous.

Can we all make a promise to refer to the new Mountain as "The Six Million Dollar Mountain"?