sometimes
you just gotta take the pussy.

the Legacy Virus was one of those embarrassing moments where the writers just had to be so goddamn TOPICAL. like when they killed off all those minor characters in GIJOE because DESERT STORM and WAR IS HELL. and is there a single character that died of Mutant GRIDS that wasn't eventually resurrected (or retconned…

Kurt Vile opened for them in Boston last time I saw them. dude was totally hypnotic, and I wasn't even on heroin at the time.

best thing about this
Colossus got resurrected from his mutant AIDS. I love that guy!

and you cheated at Doom, ya bastard

MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN HAVE A BASEMENT! GO INTERFERE WITH THE FANTASTIC FOUR AND GET SENTENCED TO DEATH AGAIN YOU BIG HEADED ASSHOLE.

yeah but
where does the Watcher fit into all this? or is it like he's introducing WHAT IF…. a shitty cartoon created exclusively to sell toys in the 1980s was revived as a multimillion dollar blockbuster series 20 years later by the the fucking Armageddon guy marketed to people too young to even feel nostalgia for…

Adult Swim used to be nothing but Cowboy Bebop and Home Movies.

obvious con: THE WEIRDNESS. MY GOD.

so…
what kind of panties does Kim Gordon wear anyway?

isn't Albini's appeal that he's mad about everything all the time? and wears old man hats and plays old man sports like billiards. I think taking off the Electric Audio jumpsuit every five years and dropping an Ed Anger rant on how things arent the same as they were when he was a kid is part of his image. I read an…

the trouble there is that Dermott is the most perfect representation of 'teenage liar' I've ever seen. also, the woman in the car could either be his mother or his sister. he could have been told the truth but realizing Doc was a washout he decided to tell people he was Brock's son, as Brock is clearly what he…

BOOM YUMMY

don't piss on my dreams

I would just like to say
that the big reveal of this episode floored me. I thought Dermot being Brock's son was funny but originally too obvious in the daycamp episode it was revealed in. come to realize that "did you meet him?" was actually referring to Rusty just blew me away. I've noticed a dearth with trying to…

Bronson's actual lines in the Deathwish franchise aren't any less funny.

RUN FOR IT MARTY

and noted actor of esteem Billy Zane was one of Biff's henchmen. when watching everyone run away from the band post "reefer addict" gag, I like to imagine Billy Zane's character was leaving to go be the Phantom.

you really think I should swear?

yarf
Skinheads From Maine was funny. It wasn't a SNL sketch, I just wanted to talk about it.