Or the Overlook Hotel.

Oysterhead called to ask: "What are we, chopped liver?"

I almost never watch "reality TV," but damned if I didn't watch both segments of this crazy-ass couple in their entirety.  I wouldn't be surprised to read that Samy kills Amy and their 3 "boys" sometime in the near future.

Is that a hard $1,836 or is there room to dicker?

Especially the bunt.

Not a big fan of the gay cutaways, are you, Kevin?

Mattress tester?

America's Got NO Talent…

God bless America.

And well you might.

Someone tried to make a right turn.

No.

Not a bad tune, but I liked it better when it was called "In the Flesh!" on The Wall by Pink Floyd.

Having attended a Kilborn Daily Show taping, his "smug douche" is not a routine.   During commercial breaks, he turned his back to the audience so he could preen in a hand mirror he kept in the top desk drawer.

Or H's.

Excellent!

Only through the back door.

1000 x 0 = 0

She only has one boob?

Does she bathe regularly?