Don't mention it:

#therealpickle

Fun little fact #2: "Pickle" is the 45th POTUS.

Only scary clown I know was Pennywise from It.

"They taste just like potatoes."

Thank God he has health care!

The Nightly Show was a one-trick pony IMHO: If you saw one, you saw them all.

(Looks left & right for approval.)

I'd be freaking amazed if he made any joke from beyond the grave.

…or did I?

I didn't put it there.

And their educations.

Once you see the vagina neck you cannot unsee it.

Gasoline Alley ages its characters. Sadly, the strip itself has also aged…

As evidenced in the above clip.

If Trump had half a brain it'd be half a brain more than he has now.

We're bringing Putin into this now?

It's called rationalization: They bought his snake oil and now have to convince themselves & others they weren't duped and that they're cured.

"… And you have kids watching.” How many kids are up at 11:30 p.m. to watch anything? The rich truly are different…

But they're so eloquent.