Paul may have been the cute Beatle, but George was the clean one.

Isn't it always?

Nah, he's just a douche.

At least he didn't lie to his country to the detriment of thousands of lives and our economy.

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Rectum?  Damn near killed 'em!

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather - That just makes it taste funny.

El Crab - SPOILER ALERT FOR YOU — Evidently you missed the episode where it was revealed that everyone will become a zombie after dying whether or not a zombie bites them.  As long as there are people, there will be a steady supply of zombies.

Half a hipster is better than one.

Then why not celebrate with a nice, tall glass of Jesus Juice©?

Col. Alphonse Dore Cliburn CBE - Speak for yourself.  I have the lead role in my life story (above the credits)..

Yes, she did.

I thought it was the smell of fresh dog crap to coax the fly out.

There is no "weird" in foxholes.

Stupid Karen - If she had signed an oral sex consent form before being ambushed by Mandy we wouldn't have this moral dilemma in a show with few morals!

Anything involving Debbie is usually sweet, even exacting her underwater revenge at the pool.

But doesn't the cranial eczema get itchy?  How do you scratch your brain?

I'm sure it wouldn't hurt having Mickey Mouse as in the lead role.

Sorry about that.