What they should do
is throw out those first two episodes and any others they have already filmed. Then they should make The Wire and set it in Chicago.

that cured meat should keep for at least two weeks

Olivia Wilde can be my girlfriend in real life.

appealing to the masses does not equal quality. in fact, i believe there is an inverse relationship, as evidenced by your claims.

ah hell mah; we needs some penises. that's how we models gets paid.

ah hell nah.

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i await the good senor's response

psshhh

give me a telephone ring in about 3yrs time and ask me if i remember that one episode from that one show i never watched with that one dude from that cool flick from like 10 yrs back

them's folks not actin'

fuck,

i will take you down, take you down to china town.

allow me: "charlie sheen has not filmed a memorable piece of cinematography since major league."

can we speak ill of jbiebs? (do people say that; did i invent something grand?)

my first prom night involved me standing waist deep in a lake, in my tux

i gots tattoos of the batman fight scenes from teh 60s

*farts mucus*

i guess what i'm saying is: charles sheen can eat poo. he sucks. i prefer sex with my lady over pornography. but i do like drugs.

is there any way in hell i can join in on that briefcase escapade?