Knight Rider Still Owns
and it's streaming on Netflix

i just assume all photographers covering celebrities are blood-sucking paparazzi.

I fucking love jesus. that guy's hot. he can do me anytime.

Man, I love butt-fucking and meth
where can i sign up for this "evanglical chrisiany"

Goddamn kanye
stop making me side with you. you suck

I'm sure that's what everyone was worrying about, right?

Chilax y'all.

I'm sorry, I'm bored with this.

as the incredibly prescient Huey Lewis once said:

and listen to bach's cello suites?

hey, wanna go smoke a bowl

Shit, that's how I quit smoking cigarettes.

Why the f isn't there an AA for atheists?

******Hint

Let's make 2011 the year Sir Francis Bacon apologizes
for the physical and emotional injuries he has inflicted.

I'm sorry, mr yak, I believe you misunderstood me.

Can we go back in time?

You are already dead.

I will take you down,

So, I saw Eraserhead recently
Anyone want to commit some mass suicide?