…it's actually the 3 Doors Down talking.

Maybe this is the nostalgia talking…
but this particular volume of "Now" seems to have more decent songs on it than previous ones.

If I had known, I would've registered as "Mr. Gay Norway."

Hey guys how do I use a semicolon?

"Bridges and Plato remained lovers, drug buddies, and occasional threesome partners for much of the show's run."
These are the ties that bind, people.

This is bad…
When I was glancing over the Nurse Betty write up I kept thinking, where did Jim Carrey fit into all of this? Then I remembered.

Zack Snyder should remake it. Remake it with them blue-screens of his.

My little brother and I watched Jumper, and EVERY TIME Hayden Skywalker gave that blank yet sullen "acting look" of his my little brother and I would just say "boat-face" in kind of a sad but aw shucks kind of way. Then it just devolved into us dubbing his dialogue with the words "boat" and "face" like how a pokemon…

You've got a point, Doc Memory. The opening was really thought provoking and engaging in the way it looked at literal xenophobia. And I had a blast watching any scene where an alien weapon was discharged (see what I did there?) But it did stretch itself in some respects as you said as well. I still stand by the movie,…

Neither am I, but I do remember enjoying Gundam and Cowboy Bebop quite a bit—and The Animatrix too, if you can count that. Anyways, I think that genre—in general—does a pretty good job of cinematicly (that a word?) capturing high-concept action stuff like that.

I don't mean to sound too crass here (on the internet?!) but that concept probably works better as a video-game.

Can't you get a much better giant robot fix from the loads of Anime on the subject? Gundam, anyone?

I never did see "The Happening"
But I remember really liking the premise the way it was portrayed in the trailers. Something inherently creepy about humanity going quietly from the world like that.

For some reason, I picture you standing up in a row boat in the middle of lake yelling that.

What's really scary:
My dad looks a lot like Kevin Costner. Which is part of the reason why I don't want to see this movie—and I why I cry while watching Field of Dreams. Shoot I cry while watching Waterworld, but for different reasons.

this film will likely be compared to shit…
…taki mushrooms, as they are both appreciated by people with specific tastes.

Blow into the franchise
and give it an embolism.

She WAS in Caligula.

Mout, Sir, I have your tombstone engraving ready: "I never even saw a woman sucking a horse dick until I was 20."

I saw the one where it was implied that a 15 year old was "made into a man" by some nympho in a bath. I think she was making some kind of political move.