Milla doesn't need to do much acting in that movie anyway. She's "the perfect human" type vessel is all. Bruce and company does all the heavy lifting on screen.

You're just sad about that terrible trapeze accident Dick.

That fucked up movie with Whoopi yielded an awesome Year of Flops entry Penguin. I remember that specifically for the fact that someone made the joke that James Gandolfini was the guy in the dino-suit. That was fucking hilarious.

Hey Todd
played any Turok growing up? Also, Fragment sounds pretty fucking cool.

My cool Aunt told me to read East of Eden.
Because she liked it, and not because it was on Oprah's list.

I am a sucker for Kung Fu movies and the like. This looks okay for what it is. Middle schoolers are the ones that see movies most of the time, and if it teaches—in it's own Hollywood way—values of discipline and not giving up etc. then good for it.

The love scene in the Post movie will be using
Emily Post's guide to Erotic Engagements In the Boudoir as reference material.

That man is a professional.

"while lightly teasing your dick through the threadbare crotch of your favorite sweatpants"

Anne Hathaway is devastatingly attractive, but not to the point where it looks like she isn't nice and approachable.

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They need to complete the trifecta: I'd go with Amanda Seyfried, Emma Stone, Kate Micucci, Krysten Ritter… It kind of just goes on like that.

Marry me!
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I tried listening to Some Loud Thunder too. Yeah, not so great. But I did enjoy Satan Said Dance.

"Hey my great grandfather knew Lincoln's Gettysburg address!"
"Yeah, whats so great about that?"
"He knew his telephone number too."

Plate spinning! You flatter me, Jorge! The best I got is me and two midgets doing a soft-shoe number to a jaunty rendition of "Yankee Doodle Dandy." But, here's the kicker: the midgets fall down. A lot.

I'd give her a ride to an AV Club Book Signing.

I don't think that is him. Phipps is the fellow in the photo that accompanies this one, though:

I'm glad he's up to stuff
I've been listening to CTHSY's first (not a first attempt) album a lot recently. I'll have to check out this solo project now too. Thanks guys!

If I may
I have had some improv training. Perhaps I could teach her some things. Yes…yes.