I totally buy that.

Which I was!

I'm crushing
really damn hard on Annie.

That was him? Jesus, man, way to ruin my date.

'bilities, you wish you were well qualified to represent the LBC…

The Church knew about the Heliocentric solar system for a while. They had to figure out that detail in order to get their calendar right. They just didn't want Galileo to spread the word to the unwashed and uneducated masses of Catholic Europe.

This guy is back?

Catholoscism has a history of endorsing people with checkered pasts
Mary Magdalene? St. Dismas (the thief who was crucified alongside what's-his-face)?

I'm suspicious
the phony pope (with a foul mouth and sneakers) has to be responsible.

[bear noise]

Burl, might I also add the illustrious double-necked guitar and stupendously large drum-kits to that list as well. Not "metal" in the dark and brutal sense, but certainly a great part of the pantheon of rock music.

They fixed it. Great write as usual though, Zack.

Hmmm. We should really hear from "past" and "future" too.

Hey, tina?
Is there some shady website I could visit right now?

Orpheus also has A BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!

Me too.

Zack, I hate to be that guy, but…
"women in shows like this are usual sharper"

Rolling Stones columnist and professional smug-ass, Neil Strauss, wrote "The Game" and his friend and fellow PUA Mystery wrote "The Mystery Method."

Lesko is on my (real and continuously growing) list of Halloween costume ideas that I think of after the fact.

Only.